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27. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

28. Why did the alien want to leave the party?

29. What is an astronauts favorite snack?

30. What's an aliens favorite candy?

31. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?

32. What's an astronauts favorite drink?

33. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?

34. What do space cows say?

35. What do you call a pan spinning through space?

36.What do you call a wizard in space?

37. What is an aliens favorite sport?

38. Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right?

39. Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you, something smells.

40. Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults.

41. Q.Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
A. Because he was known as a hard case.

42. Q. What do you comb a rabbit with?
A. A hare brush.

43. Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?
A. The porcupine because he had the most points

44. Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish.

45.

Q. where do mermaids see movies?
A. At the Dive-In.

46. Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can.

47.

Q. What monkey is always exploding?
A. A ba-boom.

48. Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse.
A. A Zebra.

49. If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?

50. Did you hear the one about the egg?

51. Why can't you tease egg whites?