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Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:36 pm | |
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Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: She heard someone had stolen a base! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:36 pm | |
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Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:36 pm | |
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Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:37 pm | |
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:37 pm | |
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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:37 pm | |
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Q: What kind of card does a farmer drive?
A: A cornvertable! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:38 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A heli-copper! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:39 pm | |
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Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:39 pm | |
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Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:39 pm | |
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Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A: It was too heavy to carry! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:39 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:40 pm | |
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Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:40 pm | |
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Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:40 pm | |
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Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:41 pm | |
| 285. This is joke 284`ballerina
See note on page 58 I made in red your joke #156 should have been #155 so your count is off by one your total count for this thread is 284 jokes!I am not counting them by your count anyway I am listing page number how many jokes on that page and then using calculator to add them all up.Just letting you know.~ballerina
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal. ------- https://babv-lovers.forumotion.net/viewtopic.forum?t=1786
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:02 pm | |
| Why was this topic locked???? Who started another thread??
I am very confused????? | |
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