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Here are the Post counts for this 2nd Thread of jokes
Jordan: Pg1=14, pg2=11, pg3=13, pg4=15, pg5=15, pg6=15, pg 7=15, pg8=15, pg9=15, pg10=15, pg11=15, pg12=14, pg13=15, pg14=7, pg22=7, pg23=10, pg24=10, pg25=8, pg26=12, pg27=11, pg28=10, pg29=10, pg30=1, pg31=14, pg32=1 so...9 x 15=135 then add the rest of numbers=275 Posts for this thread
Add this thread 288 to original thread count 284
Total Post count=572
Alexarose: Pg1=1, pg2=4, pg3=2, pg12=1, pg19=4,posts for this thread =12
Add 12 to posts on original thread count 9 Total posts=12

Abbyartsy78: pg14=2 Total post count=2

Funny bunny had Total post count=108

Abbibee258 had Total post count=160

abbie had Total post count=19

BritLiveLifeLove had Total post count=69

test had Total Post count=1

Pawsomesophie had Total test count=20

Irachel for this thread: pg14=6, pg15=15, pg16=15, pg17=15, pg18=15, pg19=11, pg20=15,pg21=15, pg22=8, pg23=5,pg24=5, pg25=7, pg26=3, pg27=4,pg28=5, pg29=5, pg30=1, pg31=1, pg32=14,pg33=15, pg34=15,pg35=13 so.. 8 x15=120 and add the rest post count this thread =208
Add first thread count 397 +208=605
Total post counts=605

286.

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!

287.

Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!

288.

Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!

289.

Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!

290.

Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick?
A: To the dock!

291.

Q: What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: "Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!"

292.

Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs

293.

Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet

294.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

295.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

296.

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.

297.

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!

298.

Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely

299.

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What?s black and white and red all over?

A. A sunburnt panda.

300!

Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come!

301.

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!

302.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

303.

Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: "The wheels, because they are always tired!"

304.

Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: "No, I was the same size I am now!"

305.

Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

306.

Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, I do not think that is appropriate removed~ballerina

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