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~Jordan~
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Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something! | |
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alexarose9
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:28 pm | |
| Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:28 pm | |
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Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:29 pm | |
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Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: "Neither, it's best to write with a pen!" | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:29 pm | |
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Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:30 pm | |
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Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:30 pm | |
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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:30 pm | |
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Q: What is green and has yellow wheels?
A: Grassā¦..I lied about the wheels! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:31 pm | |
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Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
A: Her nose! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:32 pm | |
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Q: Why do eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
A: Because it's too cold out-tide! | |
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alexarose9
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Posts : 190
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Location : alexi land
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:32 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:32 pm | |
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Q: How do you cure a headache?
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just dissapear!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:33 pm | |
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Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A: A minnie van! | |
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alexarose9
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:33 pm | |
| Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:33 pm | |
| 318.
Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
A: Because they take too long to change!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:33 pm | |
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Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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Q: "What has one head, one foot and four legs? "
A: A Bed | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:34 pm | |
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: "Never mind, it's over your head! " | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:34 pm | |
| 323.
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in 'The Alphabet' | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:35 pm | |
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters?
A: IC (icy) | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:35 pm | |
| 325.
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water?
A: Hawaii | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:36 pm | |
| 326.
Q: "David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?"
A: David! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:37 pm | |
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Q: "If you were in a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?"
A: 2nd place! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:37 pm | |
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Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter 'V'! | |
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