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# What kind of coat can you put on only when it's wet?
- A coat of paint. -

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# What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
- A flag. -

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# If you have two coins, that add up to six(6) cents, and one of them is not a nickel, what are the two coins?
- A penny and a nickel. (One was not a nickel, but the other one was!)

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# What goes up and down, but never moves?
- A flight of stairs. -

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# What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
- A Post Office. -

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# Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
- He throws it straight up. -

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# What has a hundred limbs, but cannot walk?
- A Tree. -

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# What can you serve, but never eat?
- A tennis ball. -

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# Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
- One was bald. -

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# What room is never entered?
- A Mushroom. -

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# What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
- An egg. -

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# One day, while I was having breakfast, my wedding ring slipped off my finger and fell into a full cup of coffee, but the ring didn't get wet. Why not?

- The cup was filled with dry, ground coffee. -

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I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg. I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole; I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole.

What am I? - A snake. -

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# I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away.What am I?
- An egg. -

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# What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
-Lunch and dinner. -

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# How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
- One. After that it's not empty anymore. -

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# What kind of cup can't hold water?
- A cupcake. -

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# Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
- He wanted to have Sweet Dreams -

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The one who makes it sells it,
the one who sells it buys it,
the one who buys it uses it,
the one who uses it never sees it.

What is it?????

A Coffin!

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Question:

How did a man get out of prison when there were no windows or doors, only a bench.

Answer:

He broke the bench in half.
Two halves make a hole so he jumped down the hole!

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Three ants were walking in a straight line.

The first ant said, "There are 2 ants behind me".

The second ant said, "There is 1 ant behind me".

The third ant said, "There are 2 ants behind me".

How can that be??

Answer: The third ant was lying...

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Q. How do you make the number one disappear?

A. Add a "g" to it and it's gone!

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(Q.) What's stronger than God, more evil than the devil, rich men want it, the poor have it, and if you eat it-you will die?

(A.) "Nothing."

(I don't get this joke..LOL)

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Q. What type of fruit has babies in a red house, a red house in a white house, and a white house in a green house?

A. (A watermelon.)

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One night a King and a Queen went into a room.

The next day when they came out there were three people.

How is that possible?

There was a Knight a King and a Queen.

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