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~Jordan~
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| 503.
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You're under a VEST! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:07 pm | |
| 504.
Why did the police wake the child?
Because they'd heard there'd been a kid napping! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| 505.
Why was the police officer under the blanket?
Because he was an under cover cop!
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #538 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| Riddle:
What disappears when you stand up?
Answer:
Your lap. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| 506.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #539 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:08 pm | |
| Riddle:
What is in every corner and in every round room?
Answer:
The letter 'o'. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| 507.
Why did the flea fail his exams?
He wasn’t up to scratch! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| 508.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| 509.
Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| 510.
How does a flea get from place to place?
By itch-iking | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| 512.
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog? | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #540 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| Riddle:
To cross the water I'm the way,
For water I'm above;
I touch it not, and truth to say,
I neither swim nor move. What am I?
Answer:
A bridge. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| 513.
What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
An ant’s dinner! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:10 pm | |
| 514.
Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| 515.
How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when your eating outside! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #541 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| John's Mother had 3 daughters.
All three daughters had one brother.
How many kids are there in all?
-Four- | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| 516.
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| 517.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:11 pm | |
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Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| 519.
What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| 520.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #542 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| Riddle:
There were 2 ducks in front of a duck, 2 ducks behind a duck and 1 in the middle how many ducks all together?
Answer:
3 ducks! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:13 pm | |
| 521.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:13 pm | |
| 522.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible!
Doctor: Who said that? | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:14 pm | |
| 523.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
Doctor: One at a time please! | |
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