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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #528  Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:01 pm | |
| Joke:
Which letter wears cool glasses?
Answer:
The ''I'' | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:01 pm | |
| 488.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm.....have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| 489.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #529 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| Joke: What did the cow say when he went to buy a video?
Answer: "I wonder what moovie I should buy?" | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| 490.
What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?
He leaves. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| 491.
What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
Doggone | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:03 pm | |
| 492.
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #530 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:03 pm | |
| I Was Out Horse Riding With My 12 Friends One Day. On Top Of The Horses We Had A Medium Umbrella All, 12 Of Us Were Under It.
How Did We Not Get Wet?
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Because It Wasn't Raining | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:03 pm | |
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What did one ear say to the other ear?
Between us we have brains! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:03 pm | |
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How do you make a band stand?
Hide all their chairs! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #531 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:04 pm | |
| Question:
why did the computer get cold?
Answer:
Because it left it's window open..
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:04 pm | |
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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #532 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:04 pm | |
| Question:
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
Answer:
Because it got virus. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:04 pm | |
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Why was the broom late?
It over-swept! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| 497.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Go to sweep, dear. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #533 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer:
A dress. (Address!) | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:05 pm | |
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What do you call a boy mermaid?
A merdude! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #534 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| Joke:
Which state owns all the colors?
Answer:
COLOR-ado | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| 499.
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #535 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get stuffed! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| 500.
How many Dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to go to the store five times
to get the right kind! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #536 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| Joke:
What starts with t, ends in t, and is filled with t?
Answer:
teapot
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:06 pm | |
| 501.
What's red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:07 pm | |
| 502.
What do you call a girl with sausages on her head?
Barbie! (like barbecue) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #537 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:07 pm | |
| Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again! | |
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