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~Jordan~
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What do you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:54 am | |
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What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
My-foot-is-saurus! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
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What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #520 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
| Joke:
What do you get when you cross a fish and a squid?
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A SQUISH! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
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Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can't afford new ones! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
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Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible patient in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am | |
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What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:56 am | |
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What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #521 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:56 am | |
| Question:
What can run but not walk?
Answer:
Your nose. =) | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:57 am | |
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What was T Rex's favourite number?
Eight (ate)! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:57 am | |
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What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?
A dinobore! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:57 am | |
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #522 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Riddle:
I have one coin in each hand,
both of them make 30p (30 cents) -
but one of them is not 10p (10 cents)!
How can that be?
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The other hand has 10p (10 cents) and the other hand has 20p (20 cents) which makes 30p! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #523 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Joke:
What kind of cars do electricians ride?
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A Volts Wagon. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:59 am | |
| 481.
When can three giant spiders hide under a small umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:59 am | |
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What's the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Far away.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #524 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:59 am | |
| Q: There are 5 people at a picnic, five apples in a basket, each person takes an apple, there's 1 apple left in the basket.
How can this be?
A: The last person takes the basket with the apple still inside it. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:59 am | |
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Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #525 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:00 pm | |
| Q:The more you take out of me the bigger I get. What am I?
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A:I am a hole. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:00 pm | |
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Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:00 pm | |
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What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
Anything she wants! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #526 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:00 pm | |
| Riddle:
What never ends, had its own date and is a dessert?
Answer:
PI (3.14159...) | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:00 pm | |
| 486.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #527 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:01 pm | |
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The joke:
The teacher says, "I am beautiful." What tense is it?
The pupil replies: "It's the past!"
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:01 pm | |
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How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed?
Your nose hits the ceiling! | |
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