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~Jordan~
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:42 pm | |
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Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:42 pm | |
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Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon! | |
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alexarose9
fluffy member
Posts : 190
Join date : 2010-05-31
Location : alexi land
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:50 pm | |
| why dont you see penguin in britain?
couse there scared of whales | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:58 pm | |
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:59 pm | |
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:59 pm | |
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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:59 pm | |
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:00 pm | |
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:01 pm | |
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Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the Shell station!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:02 pm | |
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Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle?
A. He wanted a light snack! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:02 pm | |
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Q. Why did the sheep say "moo"?
A. It was learning a new language!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:03 pm | |
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Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?
A. Dead ends! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:03 pm | |
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Q. What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
A. The Space bar! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:03 pm | |
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Q. What exam do young witches have to pass?
A. A spell-ing test! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:05 pm | |
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:05 pm | |
| 459.
Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house?
A. Fur-niture! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:05 pm | |
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Q.What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A.Spring time.
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:06 pm | |
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Q. Why did the jelly wobble?
A. Because it saw the milk shake! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:06 pm | |
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Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:06 pm | |
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Q. Where did the computer go to dance?
A. To a disc-o. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:07 pm | |
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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:08 pm | |
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Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A. The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew" | |
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AbbyArtsy78
junior helper
Posts : 364
Join date : 2010-03-26
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:08 pm | |
| Q: Why Did the Girl Make a Chicken Noise?
A: She was a Popular "Chic" "Chick" | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:08 pm | |
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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic
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