For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!!

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Q. Why was the guy looking for the food on his friend?

A. Because his friend said its on me.

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Q: Why Did the Reese's Peice's Say "Peace Out"
A: he was being eaten by a kid, "Hes a Peice" "Peace!" xD

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Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

A. Hi Cliff!

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Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?

A. Show me the honey!

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# What does a cat have that no other animal has?
- Kittens.

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# What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
- A cowboy riding his horse.

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# What always sleeps with its shoes on?
- A Horse.

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# What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
- The shadow of an elephant.

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# What fur do we get from a Tiger?
- As fur away as possible! -

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# Why do dragons sleep all day?
- They like to hunt Knights

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# What can honk without a horn?
- A goose.

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# What has a horn but does not honk?
- A rhinoceros.

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# What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
- To cover cows.

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# What two keys can't open any doors?
- A Donkey, and a Monkey.

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# If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get?
- Their Mail.

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# Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
- Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!

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# Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
- Adam, because he was the first in the human race. -

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# What is higher without the head, than with it?
- A pillow. -

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# Why is an island like the letter T?
- Because it's in the middle of water. -

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# When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
- When it's Satin. -

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# If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
- A white carnation. -

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# What is the best cure for dandruff?
- Baldness -

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What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
- Normal - You have fingers on both hands!

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# If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
- Wet -

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# How many letters are there in the alphabet?
- Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t) -