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Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:13 pm | |
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Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:13 pm | |
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Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:13 pm | |
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Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
A: He was perfecting his swing. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:14 pm | |
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Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
A: Because it was tu-tu hard! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:14 pm | |
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Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:14 pm | |
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Q: What is an insects favorite sport?
A: Cricket! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:28 pm | |
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Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:28 pm | |
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Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:29 pm | |
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Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:46 pm | |
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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and whiteā¦..?
A: A penguin falling down the stairs!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A: The crane! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:48 pm | |
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Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:48 pm | |
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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:49 pm | |
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Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:49 pm | |
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Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing' taxi cabs! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:50 pm | |
| 413. Q: Why are cats good at video games? A: Because they have nine lives!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:50 pm | |
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Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:51 pm | |
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Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:51 pm | |
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:51 pm | |
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Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:52 pm | |
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Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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