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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #500  Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:26 am | |
| I have a face and 2 hands.
What am I?
-A clock. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #501 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:27 am | |
| Joke:
What can you walk all over and it can't stick up for it's self?
Answer:
-A floor- | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #502 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:28 am | |
| Riddle
We cannot see the cup, we cannot touch the cup, we cannot drink from it.
What kind of a cup is that?
Answer: Hiccups. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #503 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:28 am | |
| Riddle:
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Answer:
Tomorrow. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #504 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:29 am | |
| Riddle:
What makes a plant rot, a metal rust, and a young boy grow.....???????????????
Answer:
Water! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #505 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:32 am | |
| Knock knock!
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #506 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:33 am | |
| Q) Which side is the hairiest part of a cat?
A) -The outside!- | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #507 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:34 am | |
| How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?
Only once because the next time you'll be subtracting 6 from 24! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #508 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:35 am | |
| I 1 A Skunk, I 2 A Skunk, I 3 A Skunk, I 4 A Skunk, I 5 A Skunk, I 6 A Skunk, I 7 A Skunk.
Whats Next?
ANSWER: I 8 (Ate) A Skunk. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:39 am | |
| Q) Why did the cow cross the road?
A) Because they are always on the mooove. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #509 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:40 am | |
| Riddle:
What is blue, has white fluffs and sometimes has water under it?
Answer:
The sky. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #510 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:43 am | |
| Railroad crossing without any cars.
Can you spell that without any r's?
Answer:
Yes, t-h-a-t! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #511 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:44 am | |
| Riddle:
I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.
What am I?
The letter 'E'. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #512 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:44 am | |
| I have a little house where I live. There are
no doors or windows. If I want to go out I
must break through the wall.
What am I?
Answer:
A chick in a egg. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #513 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:47 am | |
| Joke:
Which is the best month to parade?
Answer: March.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #514 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:48 am | |
| Joke:
Which king is harmful for our health?
Answer: Smoking. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #515 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:49 am | |
| Seven giants passing by.
Seven pears hanging high.
Each takes one but six pears still hangs high.
How could this be?
'Each' is one of the Giants names! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #516 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:51 am | |
| Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Maybe.
Maybe who?
Maybe you can come up with a funny joke because I can't!! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #517 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:51 am | |
| There are two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says, "it's hot in here", and the other says, "O MY GOSH A TALKING BISCUIT!" | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:52 am | |
| 460.
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #518 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:53 am | |
| Q:
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AND ABALONE SHELL WITH A CROCODILE?
A:
A CROCK-A-BALONEY. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:53 am | |
| 470.
Knock knock!
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #519 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:53 am | |
| Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos?
A) Wooly jumpers. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #519 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:53 am | |
| Q) What do you get if you cross sheep and kangaroos?
A) Wooly jumpers. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:54 am | |
| 471.
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
I Love Ewe! | |
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