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Riddle:

If a 10m rope is tied to a horses neck and his food is 15m away, how does he get to the food?

Answer:

He walks over to it, because the rope isn't attached to anything.

524.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
Doctor: "I will be with you in a minute!"

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Imagine you're in a box without doors.
How can you get out???

Answer:

Stop imagining!!

525.

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!

526.

What has one eye but cannot see?
A needle!

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1. What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

Answer: An orange is orange in colour but an apple is not apple colour!

527.

What kind of coat you can put on which doesn't have buttons, a zipper, or sleeves?
A coat of paint.

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2. What is the similarities with an apple and an orange?

Answer: They both don't taste like banana!

528.

What do you throw out when you need it and take in when you don't need it?
An anchor!

529.

What belongs to you, other people use it a lot, but you hardly every use it?
Your name!

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3. What is always between your eyes?

Answer: The letter Y.

530.

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
A teapot!

531.

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in two thousand years?
The letter M.

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4. What can run but cannot walk?

Answer: Water!

532.

There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move
one?
Any chess player.

533.

When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

534.

What's a quick way to double your money?
YOU FOLD IT!

535,.

Who sits on babies?
A babysitter.

pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

Ishkabble, King of the Jews, took off his socks and put on his shoes.

Spell that with four letters?

Answer: T H A T.

536.

Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly!

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Q. I was on a bridge looking down at the river and I saw a boat with 100 people on it. I waved to them but there was not a single person on the boat.

How was this possible?

A. They were all couples.

537.

What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells!!

pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

There is a man facing north and a man facing south. The man facing north asks the man facing south, "Why are you smiling?"

If there was no mirror and he doesn't turn around how is that possible?

Also, he doesn't have eyes in the back of his head.

-They were facing each other.

538.

Which is the left side of the pudding?
The side that’s not been eaten!!!

539.

What did the light say when it was turned off?
I’m delighted!

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