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~Jordan~
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| 540.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang on around while I go on ahead! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| 541.
If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:21 pm | |
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What can a whole apple do that a half apple can’t?
Look round! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:22 pm | |
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What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES – because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #552 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Question:
What is black when you buy it,
Red when you use it and
Grey when you throw it away?
Answer:
Charcoal | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:22 pm | |
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What two things can’t you have for dinner?
Lunch and breakfast! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:22 pm | |
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What house weighs the least?
A lighthouse! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #553 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Q. If a rooster lays an egg in your garden, who will the egg belong to?
A. Nobody, roosters can't lay eggs! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:23 pm | |
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What is Rupert the Bear’s middle name?
The! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #554 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| Q. I'm in water but I never get wet.
What am I?
A. A reflection! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| 547.
Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
He got fed up with the whole business! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:24 pm | |
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What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:24 pm | |
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What starts with e, ends with e, but has only one letter?
An envelope! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| 550.
What has arms & legs but no head?
A chair! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:25 pm | |
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What am I?
No one wants to have one of these
But when you do have one, no one wants to
lose it!
What am I?
An argument! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| 552.
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| 553.
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| 554.
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:27 pm | |
| 556.
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #555 Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:27 pm | |
| What can you find in December, that you can't find in any other month?
The letter D. | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:27 pm | |
| 557.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please? I'm stuck! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| 558.
What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| 559.
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one? | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| 560.
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:29 pm | |
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Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything | |
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