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# Where does Friday come before Thursday?
- In the Dictionary. -

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# When is a car, not a car?
- When it turns into a parking lot

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# What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
- A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells. -

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# What invention lets you look right through a wall?
- A window. -

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# A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
- He fell off the bottom step. -

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# What has a ring, but no finger?
- A telephone -

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# What bank never has any money?
- The riverbank -

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# What wears a jacket, but no pants?
- A book -

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# What can clap without any hands?
- Thunder -

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# What has a bark, but no bite?
- A tree -

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# What ship has two mates, but no captain?
- A Relationship. -

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# The first man is the master of priceless gems;
The second man is the master of love;
The third man is the master of shovels;
The fourth man is the master of big sticks;
Who are they?

- They're the Kings in a deck of cards. -

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# What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
- A Bottle. -

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# What has four legs, but can't walk?
- A Table. -

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# Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
- Because then it would be a foot. -

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# What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
- Trouble. -

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# What is made of wood, but can't be sawed?
- Sawdust. -

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# When is a door not a door?
- When it's a jar. -

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# What has eyes that can not see, a tongue that can not taste, and a soul that can not die?
- A shoe. -

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# What's easier to give than receive?
- Criticism. -

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# What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
- A blackboard. -

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# What is there more of the less you see?
- Darkness. -

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# What kind of dress can never be worn?
- An address.

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# What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E', and only has one letter in it?
- An envelope. -

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# What bet can never be won?
- The Alphabet. -

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