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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #591  Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:28 am | |
| Q. What goes around the world in a corner?
A. A stamp! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #592 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:29 am | |
| Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their HORNS don't work!!! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #593 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:29 am | |
| Question:
There is an electric train going west.
The wind is blowing east.
Which way does the smoke go?
Answer:
There is no smoke, it's an electric train!!!! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #594 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:30 am | |
| Q. What crawls on four legs in the beginning, walks on twos in the middle and on threes in the end?
A. A human. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #595 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:30 am | |
| Q. What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
A. A Sour Puss. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #596 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:31 am | |
| Q. What story can only be told at night?
A. A "knight"s tale. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #597 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:32 am | |
| Q. - What is green and has wheels?
A. - Grass! I was joking about the wheels! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #598 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:32 am | |
| Question: I am yellow and black, and I blow bubbles. Who am I?
Answer: A Bubble Bee. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #599 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:32 am | |
| Question: What do you call a cow that gossips about you?
Answer: A cattle tale. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #600 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:33 am | |
| QUESTION: Where does a dog get his hair cut?
ANSWER: At the barker shop. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #601 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:33 am | |
| Question: I am small, I have a pink tail. People really don't like me, I rhyme with bat.
What am I?
Answer: A Rat | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #602 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:33 am | |
| What get's bigger, the more you take away?
-A hole.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #603 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:34 am | |
| What holes hold water?
-A sponges holes! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #604 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:34 am | |
| Q.) There are 10 girls and 1 dog, all standing under one small umbrella and none of them get wet.
How is that possible?
A.) Who said it was raining...? | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #605 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:35 am | |
| Q. Why did the bus stand waiting at the bus stop?
A. Because it couldn't sit at the bus stop. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #606 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:35 am | |
| What's round but not always around? Light but sometimes dark, and sometimes it's both. You can walk on it but not many have.
What is it?
-The Moon | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #607 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:36 am | |
| Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrupting Co-
"MOOOO!" | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #608 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:36 am | |
| Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-barshop. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #609 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:37 am | |
| Question: What is the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Answer: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #610 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:39 am | |
| Question: What English verb, by rearranging its own letters, becomes its own past tense?
Answer: Eat! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:40 am | |
| What turns everything around but doesn't move?
A Mirror! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #611 Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:41 am | |
| What is green on the outside, red when you eat and black when you spit out?
-Watermelon- | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:46 am | |
| What do you call a frog that says, "Hey I'm a frog?"
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A talking frog! | |
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priscillaballerina31
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:03 pm | |
| Contest is now officially closed at 12:02 am. I did not want people rushing all day to try to make more posts. It will take me a while to count them all.
Please be patient. I will announce winner later. | |
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