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alexarose9
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 |  Subject: joke# 479  Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:09 am | |
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Q. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A. A panda rolling down a hill. why does my words look like that | |
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alexarose9
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| | Subject: joke 480 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:12 am | |
| Q. What?s black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburnt panda. | |
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alexarose9
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| | Subject: joke 481 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:13 am | |
| Q. Why do pandas like old movies?
A. Because they? are in black and white.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #479 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:14 am | |
| Q. What goes up a chimney down, but won't go up a chimney up?
A. An Umbrella! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #480 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:14 am | |
| Riddle: There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many didn't?
Answer: 10 didn't!
('forty ate' cats) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #481 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:15 am | |
| Riddle:
You're trapped in a concrete box with no windows and no doors, with a table and a mirror.
How do you get out?
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You see what you saw in the mirror, take the saw cut the table in half, two halves make a hole and you climb out the hole! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #482 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:15 am | |
| Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Remove the letter "S". | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #483 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:16 am | |
| You're driving a bus. 100 people get on 34 get off, then 408 get on and then 34 get off and 1000 get on 56 people get on 500 get off, 1,000 people get off. What was the bus drivers name?
Your name, you're driving the bus! | |
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alexarose9
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:16 am | |
| Q: What?s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #484 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:17 am | |
| A man lives in a flat, he goes to work every day. However he takes the stairs half way down but then takes the lift half way down then does the same when he gets back from work, why?
Because he's too short to reach the button! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #485 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:18 am | |
| Q.
Which gate can't you enter?
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Colgate. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #486 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:18 am | |
| What is always broken when talked about?
Silence... | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #487 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:19 am | |
| Q:What did Obi Wan Kan obi say to Luke Sky-walker at the dinner table?
A: May the FORKS be with you! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #488 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:20 am | |
| Q:
What do you call two cows playing tug-a-war?
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Beef jerky. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #489 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:20 am | |
| What has 21 dots and is never ill?
A dice. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #490 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:21 am | |
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What has a spine but is not person?
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A book. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #491 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:21 am | |
| Question:
Which book is in every household, no matter what religion they follow?
Answer:
The Phone Book.
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #492 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:22 am | |
| What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #493 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:23 am | |
| There were three girls that robbed a bank. One was blond, one was a redhead, and one was a brunette. The police were chasing them. The girls pulled up to an abandoned farm and hopped out of their car. The brunette hid in the pig sty, the redhead hid in the cow pen and the blond one hid behind a giant sack of potatoes. The police searched the farm. When they came to the pig sty they said "Is anyone here?". The brunette said "Oink! Oink!". Next the police went to the cow pen and said "Is anyone here?" The redhead said "MOO, MOO". Then, the police went into the food storage where the blonde was and once again asked "Is anyone here?" and the blond e said "Potato! Potato!" | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #494 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:23 am | |
| Question:
I am a rock group made of 4. All of who are dead and one was shot.
What am I?
Answer:
Mount Rushmore | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #495 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:24 am | |
| When you utter my name I am not there.
What am I?
Silence. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #496 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:24 am | |
| You throw away the outside and cook the inside.
You eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What am I?
-Corn on a cob- | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #497 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:25 am | |
| What thing is light but you can't lift it up?
A shadow. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #498 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:25 am | |
| Feed me and I live. Give me water and I die.
What am I?
-Fire | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #499 Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:25 am | |
| Why is b always cold?
Because it's in the middle of ac.
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