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~Jordan~
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Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:53 pm | |
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Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:53 pm | |
| 421. Q: Why are dogs like phones? A: Because they have collar IDs.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:54 pm | |
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Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:54 pm | |
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Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: This is ruff! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:55 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed?
A: A south paw! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:56 pm | |
| 425.
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:57 pm | |
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Q: What type of markets to dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:57 pm | |
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Q: What time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:57 pm | |
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Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:58 pm | |
| 429.
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:58 pm | |
| 430.
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky! | |
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~Jordan~
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:59 pm | |
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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:59 pm | |
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Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmellow?
A: Because he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:59 pm | |
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Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:00 pm | |
| 434.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Did you ever try to iron one? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:00 pm | |
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Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of it's way! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:00 pm | |
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Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:01 pm | |
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Q: A man rode is horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:01 pm | |
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Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?
A: Because it was a little horse! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:01 pm | |
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Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:02 pm | |
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Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:41 pm | |
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Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:41 pm | |
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Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: "Don't be mad, be hoppy!"
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:41 pm | |
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. | |
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