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What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.

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What do call a bear with no ears?
B!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!

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Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

566.

What time is it when an elephant sits in your chair?
Time to get a new chair!

567.

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!

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What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!

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What is a crocodiles favorite game
Snap

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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.

571.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs the conversation.

572.

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

573.

What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

574.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

A man lives on the tenth floor. He goes straight down to the lobby when he comes down. When he wants to go back to the tenth floor, he takes the elevator if there are other people taking it.

However, if it's only him, he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and takes the stairs to the tenth floor.

Why?

~ Because he's too short to reach the 10th floor button!

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pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

What bear can you keep at home?

A teddy bear!

pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

Question:

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Answer:

Because they have no chairs.

pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

A young Eskimo and an old Eskimo were standing outside their igloo. The young Eskimo is the old Eskimo's grandson. But the old Eskimo is not the young Eskimo's grandfather.

Who is the old Eskimo?

Answer: The old Eskimo is the grandmother.

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I am a bird, but I can't fly.
I'm black and white.
I can live in the ice and I can swim.

What am I?

A Penguin.

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Paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at the butchers shop, wears a size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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Question:

What is the most dangerous city in the whole wide world?

Answer:

Electri city .

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Q. I stop working when there's no point, but when I sharpen my neck I start to work again.

What am I?

A. A pencil.

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Question:

There are 2 fathers and 2 sons on a fishing trip.
They all caught a fish but only brought home three fishes.
Nothing happened to any of the fish.
How is this possible?

Answer:
There were actually only 3 people.
A grandpa, father, and son.

pawsome poster Posts : 877 Join date : 2010-03-29

A man and his son are in a car accident.

The man dies on the way to the hospital, but the son needs surgery. In the operating room the surgeon says " I can't operate on this boy, he is my son".

Who was the surgeon?

- The boy's mother.

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