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Q: Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
A: Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:00 pm | |
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Q: "When a knight was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?"
A: Rust in peace! | |
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Q: How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
A: With a pair of Caesars! | |
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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:02 pm | |
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Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:02 pm | |
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Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:03 pm | |
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:03 pm | |
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Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:04 pm | |
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Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:04 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:06 pm | |
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Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:06 pm | |
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Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:06 pm | |
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Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:07 pm | |
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Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios! | |
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| 383. Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she's always running away from the ball.  | |
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| 384. Q: When is a baby good at basketball? A: When it's dribbling!  | |
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| 385. Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail? A: Because he shot the ball.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:09 pm | |
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Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
A: Because they dunk them!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:09 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:09 pm | |
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:09 pm | |
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Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:10 pm | |
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Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
A: Tee! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:10 pm | |
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Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:11 pm | |
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Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: "Tennis, because they can serve so well."
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Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans. | |
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