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Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!"
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:49 pm | |
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Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:50 pm | |
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Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:50 pm | |
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Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:50 pm | |
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Q: How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
A: E-clipse it! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:51 pm | |
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Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:51 pm | |
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Q: What is the smartest state?
A: "Alabama, it has four A's and one B." | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:52 pm | |
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Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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Teacher: Where is the Engish Channel?
Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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Q: What city cheats at exams?
A: Peking! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:53 pm | |
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Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:54 pm | |
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Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:54 pm | |
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Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:55 pm | |
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Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/4th! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:55 pm | |
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Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
A: Floodlights! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:55 pm | |
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Q: What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
A: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:56 pm | |
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Q: What's purple and 5000 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:56 pm | |
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Q: Who made King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir-Cumference | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:56 pm | |
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Q: Who built the ark?
A: I have Noah idea! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:57 pm | |
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Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:58 pm | |
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Q: What did Ceasar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:58 pm | |
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Q: Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood. He had to walk 8 miles to school every day!
A: "Well, he should have gotten up earlier and caught the schoolbus like everyone else!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:59 pm | |
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Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:59 pm | |
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
A: The same middle name! | |
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