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329.

Q: What English word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Bookkeeper

330.

Q: "What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?"
A: A penny!

331.

Q: The turtle took two chocolates to Texas to teach Thomas to tie his boots. How many T's in that?
A: There are 2 T's in THAT!

332.

Q: "What goes up, but never comes down?"
A: Your age!

333.

Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!

334.

Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)

335.

Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.

336.

Q: "Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? "
A: "Neither, they both weigh a ton! "

337.

Person 1: Does your shirt have holes in it?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Then how did you put it on?

338.

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

339.

Q: When does a cart come before a horse?
A: In the dictionary!

340.

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!

341.

Q: "What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?"
A: A clock!

342.

Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!

343.

Q: How many peas are there in a pint?
A: There is one 'P' in a 'pint'.

344.

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

345.

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

346.

Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!

347.

Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!

348.

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!

349.

Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!

350.

Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: "So, what's your point!"

351.

Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!

352.

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!

353.

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!