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Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
A: "The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!"
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Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor. | |
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:54 pm | |
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Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin! | |
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Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse. | |
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Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:55 pm | |
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Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:55 pm | |
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Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:56 pm | |
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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:56 pm | |
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Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| 230. Q: What does a baby computer call his father? A: Data!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:57 pm | |
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Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open! | |
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Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:58 pm | |
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Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:58 pm | |
| 234. Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?" A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:59 pm | |
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Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Leaf……Leaf who?"
A: Leaf me alone!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:59 pm | |
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Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?"
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:59 pm | |
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Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Aaron……Aaron who?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:00 pm | |
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Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Hawaii……Hawaii who?"
A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you?" | |
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Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Woo……Woo who?"
A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke." | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:01 pm | |
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Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..figs……Figs who?"
A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:01 pm | |
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Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Alice……Alice who?
A: Alice fair in love and war. | |
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Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Annie……Annie Who?"
A: "Annie thing you can do, I can do better."
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:02 pm | |
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Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Yukon……Yukon who?
A: Yukon say that again! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:02 pm | |
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Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Theodore……Theodore who?"
A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open! | |
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