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Q: Why don't you starve in a desert?
A: Because of all the 'sand which is' there | |
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Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?
A: Crack it up! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:38 pm | |
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Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:38 pm | |
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:39 pm | |
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Q: What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
A: The Twist!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:41 pm | |
| 200.- my 200th joke celebration knock knock joke!!!! Knock Knock Who's there? Pea Pea who? Knock Knock Who's there? Pea Pea who? Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say pea? Knock Knock Who's there? Pea NOW DON'T START THAT AGAIN Sorry  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:41 pm | |
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Q: What are twins favorite fruit?
A: Pears! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:41 pm | |
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Q: "If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?"
A: Slippers!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:42 pm | |
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Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:42 pm | |
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Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:43 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:43 pm | |
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Q: What kind of keys to kids like to carry?
A: Cookeys! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:44 pm | |
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Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:44 pm | |
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Q: What is a cow's favorite day?
A: Moo-years Day! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:46 pm | |
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Q: What do you get a man who has everything?
A: A burglar alarm! | |
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Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:49 pm | |
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Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: "Because it ""soots"" him!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:50 pm | |
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Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:51 pm | |
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Q: What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:51 pm | |
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Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: "So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:52 pm | |
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Q: Why did the dog hand up his stocking at Christmas?
A: He was waiting for Santa Paws. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:53 pm | |
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Q: Why is it cold on Christmas?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr! | |
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Q: Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:53 pm | |
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Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:54 pm | |
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Q: Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: "The turkey, because he's already stuffed!" | |
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