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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:27 pm | |
| 171.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:27 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:28 pm | |
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Q: What animals are on legal documents?
A: Seals! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:28 pm | |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:28 pm | |
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Q: What is 'out of bounds'?
A: An exhausted kangaroo! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| 176 Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? A: Bison!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:29 pm | |
| 177. Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger? A: He thought it was a lion!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:29 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:29 pm | |
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Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:30 pm | |
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Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:30 pm | |
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:30 pm | |
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Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:32 pm | |
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Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:32 pm | |
| 184. Q: "Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?" A: Then why aren't you laughing! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:32 pm | |
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:33 pm | |
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Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:33 pm | |
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Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:34 pm | |
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Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:34 pm | |
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Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:34 pm | |
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Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:35 pm | |
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Q: What is green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:35 pm | |
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Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:36 pm | |
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Q: "What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?"
A: A dairy truck! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:37 pm | |
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Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces. | |
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