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| 144.
Whats a ghost's favorite kind of berry?
BOO-berries! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:11 pm | |
| 145. Q: What is a baby's motto? A: If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:11 pm | |
| 146.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:11 pm | |
| 147.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Man
Man who?
Man oh man this is a bad joke! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:12 pm | |
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
K-9
K-9 who?
K-9, B-6, O-74...BINGO! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:13 pm | |
| 149.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ida
Ida who?
It's ida-HO not ida-who! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:13 pm | |
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Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator door?
A: Close the door, I'm dressing!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:16 pm | |
| 151.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:16 pm | |
| 152.
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils! XD | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:17 pm | |
| 153.
Person 1: "Look it's the ocean!"
Person 2: "Oh! I SEA it!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:18 pm | |
| 154.
Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
Pupil: Nobody I know! | |
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| 156. 155It does not really matter your post count but this is 155! I am counting the page and number of posts per page and adding them all together I was one number short from your count and now I know why! You post count numbers got messed up~ballerina
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again?
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| 157.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| 158.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
Snow banks | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:21 pm | |
| 159.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| 160.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| 161.
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| 162.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:24 pm | |
| 163.
Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:24 pm | |
| 164.
Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed?
A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion) | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| 165.
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:25 pm | |
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| 167.
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish! | |
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| 168.
Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:26 pm | |
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll! | |
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