Friends or Fiends - A Diary Story

Introduction*

Hi, my name is Heather May-Rose Evangeline Van Lee-Hudson, I live in London and I am 57th in line to the British throne. My mother, Evangeline Poppet Lavender Van Lee, and my father, Richard John Hudson, are practically insane, my younger twin brothers, Zachary Richard John Van Lee-Hudson and Flash John Richard Van Lee-Hudson, are absolute weirdos, and my grandmother, Duchess Poppet Heather Lavender Evangeline Van Lee-Oppolatcate, is nuts.

If you think your family's mad, well take a look as mine...**



*All names are made up. Names are shortened to Heath, Eve, Richey, Zach, Flash (We cannot shorten it!), Poppet (She hates nicknames).

** Beware, in saneness, madness and weirdness lies ahead!

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June 4th, 9pm

Boo! Ha-ha! I scared you! Huh, what? I didn't? I feel sorry for you then.
I am a bit hypo since this morning, I went to go and see Nutty Pops (My Grandmother) for an 'exhibition' at Buckingham Palace. So what if I met the Queen, I'm related to her. She's like my, um, Grandmother's Mother's, Sister's, Daughter's, Husband's, Cousin or something. I don't know!
Well, anyway, the Palace is not all that special, just because it has 775 rooms and over 80 television sets it's not that cool. Actually, how I put it then, it sounds, well, nice.
Sorry! I keep going off the point, the whole reason that I went to the Palace with Nutty Pops, is because the 'exhibition' was to show famous painter round. I don't even know who he is, some Vincent Van Gogh's relative. He was nearly as mad as my grandmother!
At least I got a cup of tea when we sat down for afternoon tea (That we had in the evening!).
As soon as I picked up my cup and saucer, I said quietly,
"Pinkies up!" Which wasn't as quiet as I wanted it to be because twenty odd people (Yes, twenty people at an afternoon-ahem, evening-tea.) looked up from their conversations, and stared at me.
I pretended to drop my napkin, so I could run out of the room, I don't know how dropping napkins ad running out of the room fit together, but I did it anyway.

I'm tired now, and my hand aches. I'll get better at this diary writing, I promise!

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I'll update it after I get a few replies

Lol! that's really funny!

LOL . cute story! i can't wait for more

Thanks guys I'll update it now

I'm updating it again No replies for the last update?

pawsome i like that! evening-tea LOL

Lol That's great hope to see some more, XD

Lol! Wow can't believe you've been at the Buckingham Palace!
That place sounds really cool in your diary lol
Can't wait to read more..

Hannah, I have been to Buckingham Palace a few times actually, I kept asking the tour guide all sorts of questions xD

Yeah, 'After-noon tea' Tee hee!

Of course, I'll write some more today

Lol I ask a lot of questions too lol!
ok cool Can't wait to read it!