For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!!

This is the original thread all jokes are being counted for this thread now.
Follow all forum Rules
Do not post inappropriate jokes or they will be deleted and you will be reported to admins and get warnings and possibly get banned!
This forum has small children and all jokes must be appropriate
I will be counting and verifying the post number count
Please post a seperate post for each joke
You may number your jokes like joke 1,2,3 and etc to make it easier but
remember I will go and verify the count so no skipping numbers

****Please be careful not to submit any of your jokes more
than one time or they do not count!!!!!!***********************

I will post everyones count for this thread now other thread will be counted when it is full and another thread created or at the end of contest
I will announce the number of everyone's post at end of contest.
I did not go by people counting their own joke numbers in case they accidently messed up the numbers which I found a few times.
Here is how I tallied up the totals so if my count is different than yours you can add up my numbers to double check on this thread: I listed page number and number of jokes on that page then if you had 10 pages of 15 jokes
I multiplied 10 x15=150 then added your other numbers like page 7 had 6 page 8 had 1 for a total of 158 jokes

Here are the contestants and their total counts for this thread:
1. Funnybunny77 Total count is 108
page 1=16, pg 2 & 3=15 each, pg 4=6, pg 7=12, pg 8 & 9=15 each, pg 10=8,
pg 23 =2, pg 24 = 4 so.. 15x4=60 then add the rest of page totals =108

2. Jorden Total count is 284
see the post count on page58 your joke #156 should have been joke # 155 is why I have number less than your count!
pg 48 =12, pages 50-66 all have 15 jokes, pg 67= 1
so... 15 x 8 = 270 +13 +1= 284

3. Abbibee258 Total count is 160
pg 24=11, pg 25 -33 all have 15 jokes, pg 34=14
so... 9 x 15=135 +11 +14=160

4. abbie Total post count is 19
page 4 =9 page 5=11 so.. 9+11=19

5. AlexaRose9 Total post count is 9
page 48= 9 jokes posted

6. BritLivelifelove Total post count is 69
page 5 = 69 posted on same post! I explained the rules in a pm not to do that again so she knows any other posts need to be made inidvidually!!

7. Test Total post count is 1
Page 5 =1

8. Pawsomesophie Total post count is 20
page 5=2, pg 6=15, pg 7=3 add those together =20

9. IRachel Total post count is 397
page 10=7 pages 11-22 all have 15 jokes, pg 23=13, pg 34 =1,
pages 35-47 all =15jokes, pg 48=1 so.. 25 x 15=375 +7+13+1+1=397

That is everyone for this thread!

There was 3 jokes here before this on I remember seeing them!`ballerina
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3. joke must have been deleted while cleaning up bubbles posts

4. There are two cowboys in a kitchen. Which one's the cowboy?

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5. A Horse goes into a restraunt and the waitress says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

6. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court

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7. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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8. Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?

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^Sorry about the chicken jokes xD

9. How did the farmer count his herd of cows?

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11. What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

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12. Why do cats not play checkers

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WOW AJ WHATS ALOT!

13. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

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14. (story joke) A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

15. What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

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16. What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?

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17. Knock knock!

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

18. Knock, Knock


Whos there?

Max

Max who?

Max no difference to you, just let me in!

19.

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."

Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

20. "Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on this report card."

21. Man: How old is your father?

Boy: 1 year older then me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born
^This one is one of my favs xD

22. Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?

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23. Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?

Sure. Here you are.

Thanks - but half the pages are missing.

What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

24. A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. The man's wife sarcastically said, "I don't

think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "How else could I see the numbers?"

25. I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

26. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where
the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it
would defeat the purpose.