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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #8  Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:04 am | |
| Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #9 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:05 am | |
| Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #10 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:06 am | |
| Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #11 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:07 am | |
| Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #12 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:08 am | |
| Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #13 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:08 am | |
| Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #14 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:09 am | |
| Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #15 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:09 am | |
| Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #16 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:10 am | |
| Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #17 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:12 am | |
| Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #18 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:13 am | |
| Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #19 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:14 am | |
| Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #20 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:15 am | |
| Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #21 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:16 am | |
| Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #22 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:16 am | |
| Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #23 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:16 am | |
| Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #24 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:17 am | |
| Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #25 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:17 am | |
| Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #26 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:18 am | |
| Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #27 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:19 am | |
| Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #28 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:19 am | |
| Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #29 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:20 am | |
| Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #30 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:20 am | |
| Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #31 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:21 am | |
| Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don't bury survivors | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #32 Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:21 am | |
| Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
A: 'Each' is a mans name! | |
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