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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #242  Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:29 pm | |
| Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #243 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:30 pm | |
| Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a Meatball! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke 244 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:30 pm | |
| Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #244 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:31 pm | |
| Q: What did 'Ronald McDonald' give 'Wendy' for their engagement?
A: He gave her and Onion Ring! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #245 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:31 pm | |
| Q: Which bean do kids like best?
A: The Jellybean. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #246 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:32 pm | |
| Q:Which bean is the most intelligent?
The Human Bean. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #247 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:34 pm | |
| Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #248 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:34 pm | |
| Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don't need Mushroom. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #249 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:36 pm | |
| Q: What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: 'B', because it makes oil...Boil! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #250 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:36 pm | |
| Q: What's the last thing you take off, before you go to bed?
A:Your feet off the floor! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #251 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:36 pm | |
| Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #252 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| Q: Why won't a bicycle stand up when it's not moving?
A: It's too tired. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #253 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| Q: What did the beach say as the tide came in?
A: "Long time, no sea". | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #254 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:37 pm | |
| Q: Who can shave six times a day, and still have a full beard?
A: A barber. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #255 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:38 pm | |
| Q: How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
A: You Pokemon! (poke-him-on) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #256 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:38 pm | |
| Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #257 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:39 pm | |
| Q: What has lots teeth, but cannot chew?
A: A Comb | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #258 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:39 pm | |
| Q: What is a Boxer's favorite car?
A: A Punch-Buggy. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #259 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:39 pm | |
| Q: What Sport do Hairdressers Love the Most?
A: 'Curling' | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #260 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| Q: Why does Peter Pan always fly?
A: Because he can 'Neverland'. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #261 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:40 pm | |
| Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Bored - (Board ) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #262 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:41 pm | |
| Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: He wanted the soil to be rich. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #263 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:41 pm | |
| Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #264 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| Q: What did one angel say to the other angel?
A: "Halo." | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #265 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:42 pm | |
| Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos weren't ready?
A: "Some day my prints will come." | |
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