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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #158  Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #159 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:09 pm | |
| Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #160 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:09 pm | |
| Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #161 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| Q: What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
A: An aero-drone! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #162 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A: A humburger! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #163 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:12 pm | |
| Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #164 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:13 pm | |
| Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
A: Fooling with a bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #165 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:13 pm | |
| Q: What did the spider say to the bee?
A: Your honey or your life! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #166 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:13 pm | |
| Q: Who is a bee's favorite painter?
A: Pablo Beecasso! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #167 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| Q: What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
A: Swarm here isn't it! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #168 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| Q: What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #169 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:15 pm | |
| Q: Who writes books for little bees?
A: Bee-trix Potter! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #170 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:16 pm | |
| Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #171 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:17 pm | |
| Q: What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
A: He's bee-witched! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #172 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:17 pm | |
| Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they can't whistle! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #173 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:19 pm | |
| Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #174 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:21 pm | |
| Q: Why did the bee started talking poetry?
A: He was waxing lyrical! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #175 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:21 pm | |
| Q: What goes zzub, zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #176 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:22 pm | |
| Q: What are the cleverest bees?
A: Spelling bees! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #177 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #178 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| Q: What's a bees favorite novel?
A: The Great Gats-bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #179 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:24 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #180 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:24 pm | |
| Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #181 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:25 pm | |
| Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #182 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:25 pm | |
| Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe! | |
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