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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #133  Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:51 pm | |
| Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #134 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:53 pm | |
| Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #135 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:53 pm | |
| Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #136 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:54 pm | |
| Q: What's a teddy bears favorite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #137 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:54 pm | |
| Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #138 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:56 pm | |
| Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #139 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:56 pm | |
| Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #140 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?
A: Koka-Koala! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #141 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #142 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:58 pm | |
| Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #143 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:59 pm | |
| Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #144 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:00 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #145 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:01 pm | |
| Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #146 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #147 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #148 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:02 pm | |
| Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #149 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:03 pm | |
| Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #150 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:03 pm | |
| Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #151 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:04 pm | |
| Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #152 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:04 pm | |
| Q: What did the confused bee say?
A: To bee or not to bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #153 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:06 pm | |
| Q: What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A: A bramble bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #154 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:06 pm | |
| Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #155 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:07 pm | |
| Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #156 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:07 pm | |
| Q: What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A: A bee with a cold! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #157 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops! | |
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