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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #108  Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:30 pm | |
| Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #109 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:30 pm | |
| What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #110 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:31 pm | |
| What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #111 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:31 pm | |
| What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #112 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:31 pm | |
| Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #113 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #114 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #115 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #116 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:34 pm | |
| Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #117 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:35 pm | |
| What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #118 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #119 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #120 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:37 pm | |
| What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #121 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:37 pm | |
| What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?
Discordant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #122 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:38 pm | |
| What kind of ant is good at maths?
An accountant! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #123 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:40 pm | |
| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #124 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:41 pm | |
| Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #125 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:41 pm | |
| Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #126 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:41 pm | |
| Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #127 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:42 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear faced lyre! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #128 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:44 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar! | |
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| | Subject: Joke #129 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:46 pm | |
| Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A: Fred bear! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #130 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:47 pm | |
| Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #131 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:48 pm | |
| Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #132 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:50 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the Pooh! | |
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