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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #291  Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| Q. What do you call horses swimming in the sea?
A. Seahorses | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #292 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| Why did the ocean roar?
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #293 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| What do you get when you cross a UPS guy and a FedEx guy????
Answer:
Fed Up... | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #294 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Answer:
"Don't look I'm changing!" | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #295 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:22 pm | |
| Q. What does a Barbie eat?
A. Barbecue... | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #296 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:23 pm | |
| Where would a pig live if it went to the Antarctica?
Answer:
A pigloo. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #297 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:23 pm | |
| Q:
What is black and white and read all over?
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A newspaper. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #298 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:24 pm | |
| Joke:
What is an astronauts favorite snack?
Answer:
Space Jam. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #299 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:24 pm | |
| Joke: What do you a call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A Gummie bear! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #300 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| Did you hear about the teacher that graded tests so carefully that she flunked two kids for making their periods upside down? | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #301 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| Q: What T.V. SHOW DO COWS WATCH
A: The Evening Moos. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #302 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #303 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:26 pm | |
| Why was it so hot at the football game?
Because there were no fans. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #304 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| Joke:
Where does the General keep his armies?
Answer:
In his sleeves! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #305 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| What's your name? Spell it.
ANSWER:
I-T!! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #306 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:29 pm | |
| If Ching Chong went to Hong Kong, to play ping- pong with Ding Dong,and he died while he was there, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #307 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| Little Ben was rushed to the hospital with high fever, vomiting and a cough.
The doctor examined him and then asked, "Ben, what bothers you the most?... | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #308 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:30 pm | |
| Q) What does a cat say when it gets hurt?
A) me-OW! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #309 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:31 pm | |
| Q: What do you call a place where you can only drive a red car?
A: A red car nation. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #310 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:31 pm | |
| What did one tomato say to the other?
You go on, I'll ketchup. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #311 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Q) Why was the girl in the rocking chair with her roller skates?
A) Because she wanted to rock and roll. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #312 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #313 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard.
A: Close the door I'm dressing. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #314 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:34 pm | |
| What do call a fly without wings?
Answer:
A walk! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #315 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP GOLD IN SUN?
Answer:
IT'LL BE STOLEN. | |
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