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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #183  Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:26 pm | |
| Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #184 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:26 pm | |
| Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #185 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:26 pm | |
| Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #186 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:27 pm | |
| Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #187 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:28 pm | |
| Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #188 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:28 pm | |
| Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #189 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:29 pm | |
| Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #190 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:29 pm | |
| Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #191 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:29 pm | |
| Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #192 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #193 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #194 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:30 pm | |
| Q: What is a parrot's favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #195 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:31 pm | |
| Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #196 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:31 pm | |
| Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #197 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:32 pm | |
| Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #198 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:32 pm | |
| Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #199 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:34 pm | |
| Q: What is the sponge that everyone watches loves?
A: SpongeBob Squarepants! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #200 Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:36 pm | |
| Q: What do you call a pea with an eyepatch?
A: A black eyed pea! | |
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Funnybunny77
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Join date : 2010-04-26
Location : In an empty popcorn bag :)
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:46 pm | |
| 103. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
One-eye.
One-eye who?
You're the one-eye cannot stand. | |
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Funnybunny77
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:46 pm | |
| 104.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who. | |
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Funnybunny77
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:47 pm | |
| 105. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you. | |
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Funnybunny77
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Posts : 1383
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:32 pm | |
| 106. Why did the belt get sent to prison? - Spoiler:
because it held up a pair of trousers
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Funnybunny77
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:33 pm | |
| 107. Where do fish keep their money? - Spoiler:
in river banks, haha
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Funnybunny77
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Location : In an empty popcorn bag :)
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:34 pm | |
| 108. Why did the robber take a bath? - Spoiler:
so he could get a clean getaway
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Abbibee
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Location : Somewhere where you will never find *ME* :P.
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:18 am | |
| 1.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy that you are in, but I don’t believe them. | |
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