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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #351  Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:49 pm | |
| What color is a burp?
Burple. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #352 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:49 pm | |
| How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogy in it. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #353 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:49 pm | |
| Why did the pig cross the road?
Because the chicken wanted pork chops. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #354 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:50 pm | |
| What is the easiest way to get on tv?
Sit on it. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #355 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:51 pm | |
| Question:
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer:
Because there were two drumsticks. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #356 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:51 pm | |
| Little Johny was baking a cake when all of a sudden he ran away.
Why?
Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #357 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:52 pm | |
| Guy: I would like to buy 5,000 cockroaches. (a type of bug)
Man: Why?
Guy: Because I'm moving and it says to leave the place as I found it | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #358 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:52 pm | |
| Guy: So I heard you got in a car accident.
Friend: Yup.
Guy: What happened?
Friend: I honked at the tree but it wouldn't move. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #359 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:53 pm | |
| What's a sheep with no legs?
A cloud! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #360 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:53 pm | |
| Q. Why did the pigeon cross the road?
A. Because the chicken didn't want to. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #361 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| What does DEl-A-WEAR?
I-DAH-HO (I don't know)
AL-ASK-A (I'll ask her)
She wears a NEW JERSEY! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #362 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| Q:Why isn't it good to sleep on your desk while the teacher is teaching?
A:Because it's not comfortable sleeping on a desk! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #363 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:54 pm | |
| Question:
Who can stand on a tiger's head?
Answer:
A flea! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #364 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:55 pm | |
| Q:
Where do cows live?
A:
Cowliforna. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #365 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:55 pm | |
| Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #366 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| Q.
How many Irishman does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A.
Two. One to make the dough, and one to peel the smarties! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #367 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:56 pm | |
| What is pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #368 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:57 pm | |
| What is blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding it's breath. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #369 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:57 pm | |
| Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #370 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:58 pm | |
| Question: Railroad crossings look out for cars, can you spell that without any r's?
Answer: T.H.A.T. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #371 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:58 pm | |
| Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One cannibal said to the other,
"Does this guy taste funny to you?"
(Ba-dump-bump!) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #372 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:59 pm | |
| Q. What kind of tie can you not wear?
A. A typhoon. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #373 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:01 pm | |
| Q.What's a Tiger's favorite day?
A."Chew-day" | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #374 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:01 pm | |
| Q. What do you call a Snowman with a suntan?
A. A Puddle. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #375 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:03 pm | |
| Joke Question:
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
Joke Answer:
He went to a high school! | |
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