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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #376  Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:03 pm | |
| Question:
What does a Baseball team and a muffin have in common?
Answer:
They both rely on the batter! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #377 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:04 pm | |
| Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Sorry, I don't speak owl. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #378 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:05 pm | |
| Question: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #379 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:05 pm | |
| Joe: So how was bear hunting today bob?
Bob: Well, I didn't catch anything.
Joe: Why not?
Bob: On the way, i saw a sign that said bear left, so i came home. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #380 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:06 pm | |
| Q:Where is a bird's fave place to go?
A:On line! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #381 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:07 pm | |
| Question:
What is a mother's favorite star?
Answer:
The Sun . (Son) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #382 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:08 pm | |
| Question:
Why was the baby strawberry sad?
Answer:
Because his Mom & Dad were in a jam. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #383 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:08 pm | |
| Question:
Where does a book eat lunch at?
Answer:
At a Table of Contents! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #384 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:09 pm | |
| Question:
What did the baby porcupine say to the Cactus?
Answer:
Is that you Mama? | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #385 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:09 pm | |
| Question:
There is a guy who lives in a one story house. Everything in his house is pink.
The lamp is pink, the bed is pink, the television is pink, the computer is pink, the mirror is pink, the kitchen is pink, the windows are pink, even the plants are pink.
What color are the stairs?
Answer:
It's a one story house...there are no stairs! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #386 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:10 pm | |
| Question:
Do you know what you get if you cross a canary with an electric fan?
Answer:
Shredded tweet. (Shredded wheat.) | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #387 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:11 pm | |
| Question:
How does mother earth fish?
Answer:
With North and South Poles. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #388 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:11 pm | |
| Question:
We all know the joke, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'...Well...What do you call someone who tells chicken jokes?
Answer:
A Comidihen. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #389 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:12 pm | |
| Q. A snake, an ant, a spider, and a centipede were playing. They got hungry. They wanted somebody to buy some food.
The snake said:'I don't have foot. The ant has 4 feet.'
The ant said:'The spider has 8 feet.'
The spider said:'The centipede has more feet.'
So the centipede went to buy food.
After one hour, he still didn't come back. Why?
A: He was still putting on his shoes! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #390 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| Question: Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: He saw the salad dressing. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #391 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 pm | |
| Question: What city is related to Smallville?
Answer: Mini -apolis. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #392 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:14 pm | |
| What do you Vampires take for their coughs?
Answer: Coffindrops. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #393 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:14 pm | |
| Question:
How do you get the water into a watermelon?
Answer:
Plant it in the spring. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #394 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:14 pm | |
| Question:
Why couldn't the orange cross the road?
Answer:
Because it ran out of juice. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #395 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:15 pm | |
| Q. What is twice in a week, once in a year, and not in a month?
A. The letter 'E'! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #396 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:16 pm | |
| Q. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A. A sponge! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #397 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:16 pm | |
| Q. Which animal is also in the alphabet?
A. A Bee. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #398 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:17 pm | |
| Q. Which vegetable is also in the alphabet?
A. A Pea. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #399 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:18 pm | |
| Q. What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on and ant?
A. Da-ant, da-ant, da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant da-ant... | |
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| | Subject: Joke #400 Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:18 pm | |
| Kay: My Dad has bought a new car.
George: Really? What kind?
Kay: I think it starts with a T.
George: That's strange, most cars start with gasoline! | |
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