For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!!

Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green all over?






A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

Q. What kind of soda should you never drink?









A: BAKING SODA

Q. How do you get down off an elephant?









A. You don't get down off an elephant. You get down off a duck.

Q. What do you call a no eye deer?


A. No idea 'r

Q. How do you make a octopus laugh?


A. Tentacles! (Ten tickles)

Q. What dog agrees with everything and goes with the flow?
A. K.K. Slider!

If I See anymore posts combined like this on one thread I am sorry I will delete them because you are not making a new post for every seperate joke!~ballerina
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

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What do you call a dumb bunny?

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

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how do you catch a tamed rabbit?

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How are rabbits like calculators?

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Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dewey

Dewey who?

Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
by and love,alexarose9 type of jokes bunny

There are 9 jokes on this post!~ballerina counting

1. Person 1: Why do elephants paint there toes Pink, Yellow and Blue?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because they hide in gumball machines. Have you ever seen an elephant in a gumball machine?
Person 2: Well, No
Person 1: Works, doesn't it?

2.

Knock knock!
Whos there?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin time fur dinner! XD

3.

Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

A: Whatever you want, he can't hear you!

4.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh

hardy har har

5.

Q: Why was the baby ant confused?

A: All his Uncles were ants!

6.

Q: What month has 28 days?

A: All of them

hardy har har

7.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

A: Frostbite.

8.

Q: What flowers do you always wear?

A: Two-lips!

9.

Q: What does corn wear to bed?

A: Silk!

10.

knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't Cry it's only a joke.

11.

Q: What do you take before every meal?
A: A seat!

12.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide...

hehehe

13.

Q: why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Cause its too far to walk!

14.

Q: what did one fish say to the other?

A: "If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught!"

15.


Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools!!!!

16.


Q: What do dogs eat when they go to the movie theatre?

A: Pup corn

17.

Q: Why was the man fired from the M&M company?


A: Because he threw away all the M&M's that had W's on them.

Hardy har har

18.

Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys