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Q: What is snake's favorite subject?
A: hisssss - tory | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:08 am | |
| 20. Q: What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? A: Dill me in!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:25 am | |
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Q: Where's a cow's favorite place to go?
A: The moovies, of course! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:25 am | |
| 22. Q: What do grown up dogs say to their puppies? A: Hush, puppies!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:28 am | |
| 23. Q: Why was Mr. Cookie so sad A: Because he was feeling crummy   | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:29 am | |
| 24.
Student: Teacher would you yell at me for doing something I didn't do?
Teacher: No.
Student: Good, because Ididn't do my homework! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:31 am | |
| 25.
Q: What is a french fries favorite day of the week?
A: Fry-day
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:32 am | |
| 26.
Q: Why do bunnies love diamonds?
A: They have "carrots"!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:32 am | |
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Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bulldozer! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:33 am | |
| 28.
Q. Why do fish live in salt water?
A. Because pepper makes them sneeze! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:33 am | |
| 29. Q. A man rode is horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? A. The horse's name was Friday.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:34 am | |
| 30.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:35 am | |
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Q: What's an astronaut's favourite food?
A: LAUNCH meat. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:35 am | |
| 32.
Q: What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato that kept falling behind?
A:Ketchup! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:36 am | |
| 33.
Q: How do you make seven even?
A: You subtract the S! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:36 am | |
| 34.
Q: What do leprechauns eat for breakfast?
A: Lucky Charms! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:37 am | |
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Q: What do you call a dog in the heat?
A: A hot dog! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:38 am | |
| 36. Q: If John's mom had three children and one was named Tuesday and another Wednesday, what was the third child named? A: John. get it? | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:39 am | |
| 37.
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns aren't working! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:39 am | |
| 38.
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:40 am | |
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ruler to bed?
A: He wanted to see how long he slept. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:41 am | |
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Q: What runs around your house but never moves?
A: A fence. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:48 am | |
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Q: I travel around the world but never leave a corner. What am I?
A: a stamp | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:56 am | |
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Q: What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:57 am | |
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Q: What's the past tense of pigs fly?
A: Swine flu! | |
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