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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off! | |
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Q: What has a neck but no head?
A: A bottle | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:07 pm | |
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Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: "wrong" !! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:08 pm | |
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Q: What will break even when you name it?
A: Silence. o_O | |
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Q: What kind of dresses does a phone book keep?
A:Addresses. | |
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Q: What job does an ant have?
A: AccountANT | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:11 pm | |
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Q: What do you call April Fools Day when everyone is asleep?
A: April Snooze Day. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:11 pm | |
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Q: What does a boxer like to drink?
A: Hawaiian PUNCH! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:12 pm | |
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Q: What type of driver doesn't have a license?
A: A screwdriver | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:14 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a snail on a boat?
A: A snailor!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:21 pm | |
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Q: What do you have to give before you can keep it?
A: A promise. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:21 pm | |
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Q: Why didn't the vampire want to go to the restaurant?
A:They only had stake! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:22 pm | |
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Q:What is black and white and read all over?
A:A newspaper.
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:23 pm | |
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bee with a rabbit?
A: A honey bunny!
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:23 pm | |
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Q: There is two in every room, one in every house and one in every corner. What is it?
A: The letter O. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:24 pm | |
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Q: What is the president's favourite kind of cheese?
A: American cheese. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:24 pm | |
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Q: What did the nut say to the screw?
A: "Let's bolt." | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:25 pm | |
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Q: What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
A: "I love you watts and watts!" | |
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Q: What does a duck wear when he gets married?
A: A DUCK-xedo! | |
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Q: Why are glasses not good liars?
A: Because you can see right through them! | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:26 pm | |
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Q: What do you call a pig with no eyes?
A: P. G.
oink oink :@) | |
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Q: What is a teacher's favourite food?
A: A sub. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:28 pm | |
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Q: What gets wet as it dries?
A: A towel. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:29 pm | |
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Q: What did the girl say when she saw a fish in the ocean?
A: "I sea you!" | |
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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke-her Face.
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