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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #316  Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:35 pm | |
| WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU PUT A RED TOWEL IN WATER?
Answer:
IT WILL GET WET. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #317 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:36 pm | |
| What kinds of keys do kids like?
Answer:
Cookieeees! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #318 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| Joke:
Where do socks go to dance?
Answer:
To the sock hop! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #319 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| Joke:
Did you hear about the corn who tried to beat up the spinach?
Answer:
It got creamed. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #320 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:37 pm | |
| Joke:
What's a cows favorite holiday destination?
Answer:
Moo Zealand and Moo York! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #321 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:38 pm | |
| Joke:
Why were the elephants ashamed to go to the beach?
Answer:
Because their trunks always fell down. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #322 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:39 pm | |
| ONCE THERE WAS A THIRSTY HORSE.
THERE WAS A 20 METER ROPE TIED AROUND HIS NECK.
THE WELL WAS 30 METERS AWAY.
THE HORSE WENT TO IT AND DRANK WATER.
HOW DID THE HORSE DRINK WATER FROM THE WELL?
Answer:
THE OTHER END OF THE ROPE WAS NOT TIED TO ANYTHING. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #323 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:39 pm | |
| Joke:
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A zebra rash. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #324 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:40 pm | |
| Joke: What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
A. Mars bars, Milky Ways and Gallexeis. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #325 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:40 pm | |
| Joke: Who is the most famous character in space?
A. Pluto of Mikey Mouse. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #326 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:41 pm | |
| Joke:
Why did the teddy not eat it's dinner?
Answer:
Because he was stuffed. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #327 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:41 pm | |
| Joke:
Why did the students eat their homework?
Answer:
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #328 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| Joke:
Why was the sand wet?
Answer:
Because the sea weed ! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #329 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:42 pm | |
| Joke:
How do you tie up a spaceship in space?
Answer:
With Astroknots! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #340 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Q: Why is an alien a good gardener?
A: Because he has 2 green thumbs! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #341 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Joke: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Answer: A fsh! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #342 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A Stick! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #343 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:44 pm | |
| Joke: How do you spell cow in 13 letters?
Answer: See O Double You. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #344 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| One day there was a alien and he landed on Earth.
He went and joined a choir and his first words were "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me."
Then he went to a cafe and the waiter asked him what he wanted so he said "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives."
So he went to a vacuum store and the motto was "Plug it in, Plug it in."
Finally, he went to a party and the song was "Celebrate good times, come on."
There was an accident and the police come in and ask "Who killed this boy???" The alien said "Me Me Me Me Me Me Me." Then they asked "With what???" and he said "Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives, Forks and Knives."
Then they said, "Sir, we may have to put you in the electric chair." And he said "Plug it in, Plug it in."
So finally the police said "Sir we are afraid you have to go to jail" and he said "Celebrate good times come on." | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #345 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:46 pm | |
| Q. What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?
A. A hedgehog! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #346 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| I grew a foot this summer and I wish it wasn't true!
I'm not twelve inches taller, I just really need another shoe! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #347 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| Q) Where do flowers work?
A) At the Plant. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #348 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| Q. What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit?
A. Just fixing my HARE!!!! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #349 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| Do you know why the boy ate his homework?
His dog was busy. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #350 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:48 pm | |
| Why did the boy sleep with a ruler?
He wanted to measure how long he'd slept. | |
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