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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #266  Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:43 pm | |
| Q. Why did the alien want to leave the party?
A. The atmosphere wasn't right. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #267 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| Q. What is an astronauts favorite snack?
A. Space Chips. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #268 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| Q. What's an aliens favorite candy?
A. Martian-mellows. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #269 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:44 pm | |
| Q. Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
A. So he could do space crafts. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #270 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| Q. What's an astronauts favorite drink?
A. Gravi-tea. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #271 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:45 pm | |
| Q. How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
A. You rocket>. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #272 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Q. What do space cows say?
A. "Mooooo-n." | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #273 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Q. What do you call a pan spinning through space?
A. An unidentified frying object. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #274 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Q. What do you call a wizard in space?
A. A flying saucer-er. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #275 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:46 pm | |
| Q. What is an aliens favorite sport?
A. SpaceBall | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #276 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:48 pm | |
| Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand?
A. How does it feel to always be right? | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #277 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:48 pm | |
| Q. What did one eye say to the other?
A. Between me and you, something smells | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #278 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:49 pm | |
| Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
A. They only do Summer-saults. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #279 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:13 pm | |
| Q. Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
A. Because he was known as a hard case. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #280 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:15 pm | |
| Q. What do you comb a rabbit with?
A. A hare brush. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #281 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:16 pm | |
| Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?
A. The porcupine because he had the most points | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #282 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:16 pm | |
| Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #283 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:16 pm | |
| Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #284 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:17 pm | |
| Q. where do mermaids see movies?
A. At the Dive-In. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #285 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:17 pm | |
| Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #286 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:17 pm | |
| Q. What monkey is always exploding?
A. A ba-boom. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #287 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:17 pm | |
| Q. Why can't you play games in the jungle?
A. Because there's always gonna be a cheetah. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #288 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| Q. What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A. A Zebra. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #289 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:18 pm | |
| How can you find out how old a sauce is?
Answer:
Check your saus age . | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #290 Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| Q. What do you call a horses hospital?
A. Horespital | |
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