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iRachel
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 |  Subject: Joke #217  Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:19 pm | |
| Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #218 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| Q: What bug is welcome in apartments?
A: Ten-ants. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #219 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| Q: What does an octopus wear in the winter?
A: A coat of arms. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #220 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:20 pm | |
| Q: What bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #221 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:21 pm | |
| Q: What do porcupines say after they hug?
A: "Ouch"! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #222 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| Q: What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer's day?
A: A mice cream cone. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #223 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:22 pm | |
| Q: What kind of animal is always found at baseball games?
A: The bat. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #224 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: They are too hard to iron. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #225 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it's nose closed. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #226 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:23 pm | |
| Q: Where is the best place to park a dog?
A: In a barking lot. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #227 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:24 pm | |
| Q: Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A: Mussels. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #228 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:24 pm | |
| Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To go the "Shell". | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #229 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the Mooovies! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #230 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| Q: What do you call Rodents that play Hockey?
A: 'Rink Rats' | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #231 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Bear and Skunk?
A: 'Winnie the Pehew' | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #232 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| Q: What animal needs oil?
A: The mouse, because it squeaks. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #233 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always Spotted. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #234 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?
A Mam-moth. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #235 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:27 pm | |
| Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #236 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:27 pm | |
| Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop it a line! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #237 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:27 pm | |
| Q: What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A: Skin-diving. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #238 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| Q: Why couldn't the chicken find her eggs?
A: She mislaid them. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #239 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed Zebra. | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #240 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:28 pm | |
| Q: What jam can't be eaten on toast?
A: A traffic jam! | |
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iRachel
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| | Subject: Joke #241 Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:29 pm | |
| Q: What are the four seasons?
A: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Ranch. | |
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