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85. Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

86. How do you make a sausage roll?

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87. Whats the most popular sentence in school?

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88. How do you stop moles digging into your garden?

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89. My sister got me into trouble the other day.
She said, Mum, he's broken my dolly.'
My mum said, 'How did that happen?'
My sister said, 'Well I was hitting him on the head with it, and it broke.'

90. Why did the chicken run away from home?

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91. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.

92. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you keep asking so many questions?

93. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law.

94. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smee.
Smee who?
Smee, your friend.

95. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

96. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

97. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, you're going way too fast

98. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.

99. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.

100. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.

101. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair combs.
Hair combs who?
Hair combs the bride.

102. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane

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Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!

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Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

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Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

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Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

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Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

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Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

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Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

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