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| 60. What dog smells of onions? - Spoiler:
a hot dog
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:12 am | |
| 61. What goes zzub zzub ? - Spoiler:
a bee flying backwords
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:12 am | |
| 62. Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:13 am | |
| 63. What key went to college? - Spoiler:
a Yale
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:14 am | |
| 64. What has 4 eyes and a mouth? - Spoiler:
The Mississippi
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:15 am | |
| 65. Who makes suits and eats spinach? - Spoiler:
Popeye the tailorman
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:15 am | |
| 66. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? - Spoiler:
it ran out of juice
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:16 am | |
| 67. What type of fish performs surgical operations? - Spoiler:
a sturgeon
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:17 am | |
| 68. Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:17 am | |
| 69. Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:18 am | |
| 70. My brother and me were in this cottage in the country, all on our own, in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I just stepped on the dog's foot.' | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:19 am | |
| 71. What do you call a Roman Emperor with the flu? - Spoiler:
Julius Sneezer
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:20 am | |
| 72. What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale? - Spoiler:
A one ted poster
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:21 am | |
| 73. What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? - Spoiler:
a lawn mooer
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:21 am | |
| 74. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:22 am | |
| 75. Q: What do you call a box of ducklings?
A: A box of quackers. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:22 am | |
| 76. Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:23 am | |
| 77. Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:24 am | |
| 78. Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | |
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:25 am | |
| 79. What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe? - Spoiler:
the toe truck
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:26 am | |
| 80. What do you get if you drop a piano on a mineshaft? - Spoiler:
A flat minor
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:53 am | |
| 81. What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping? - Spoiler:
Just put it on my bill
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:54 am | |
| 82. Whats the hardest key to turn? - Spoiler:
a donkey
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:54 am | |
| 83. What do you call a sleeping bull? - Spoiler:
a bulldozer
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| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:55 am | |
| 84.Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned. | |
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