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Joke 3
129 children were lineing up to get lunch and a person told everyone only take 1 banana the dinner lady is watching and there was a pile of chocolate bars and the person said take as many as you want the dinner lady is looking at the bananas

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Joke 4
What goes oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards

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Joke 5
Who Is santas most favourite elf?
Elfvis

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Joke 6
What do you call Santas dog?
Santa paws

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Joke 7
Why is cinderella bad at football?
Because she ran away from the ball

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Joke 8
What does jack frost have for breakfast
Frosties

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Joke 9
What makes my friend happy?
Cheerios

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Joke 10
What do you always get on your birthday?
A year older

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Joke 11
Why do we put candals on top of a cake
Because its hard to put them on the bottom

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Joke 12
Doctor i get really warm after i have ate birthday cake
Next time dont eat the candals

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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you
Joke 13

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What do you say to a cow on her birthday
Happy birthday to moo
Joke 14

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was a mobal cake
Joke 15

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Joke 16
What did the girl say to the ice cream?
Your cool

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Joke 17
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday
Mice cream

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Joke 18
What did the elephant wish for on his birthday
A trank full of gifts

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Joke 19
What do you say to a puppy on its birthday
Happy bark day

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Joke 20
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin
Hey buster

53. Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

54. What did the traffic light say to the car?

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55. Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

56. Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?

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57. What do you call a nervous witch?

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58. Who was the first underwater spy?

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59. What has webbed feet and fangs?

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