| | For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! |  |
|
+7PawsomeSophie Test BritLiveLifeLove Abbie LIZZYXROX Funnybunny77 priscillaballerina31 11 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
 |  Subject: Joke #58  Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 pm | |
| Knock, knock!
who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles, for one of your smiles... | |
|
 | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #59 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:17 pm | |
| Knock, knock!
who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #60 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:18 pm | |
| Knock, knock!
who's there?
Albert
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who it is! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #61 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:18 pm | |
| Knock, knock!
who's there?
Twit2
Twit2 who?
You sound like an owl! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #62 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:19 pm | |
| Knock, knock!
who's there?
Duey
Duey who?
Duey have to keep telling me Knock, knock jokes??? | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #63 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:20 pm | |
| Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #64 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #65 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #66 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #67 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #68 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #69 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:24 pm | |
| Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #70 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #71 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #72 Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:26 pm | |
| Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?
A: Cough stirrup! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #73 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: e-clipse it! | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #74 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #75 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #76 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:02 pm | |
| Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #77 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:04 pm | |
| Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #78 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:04 pm | |
| Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo?" | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #79 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:05 pm | |
| Q: What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest!" | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #80 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:06 pm | |
| Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #81 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:06 pm | |
| Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch. | |
|
| | |
iRachel
pawsome poster
Posts : 877
Join date : 2010-03-29
| | Subject: Joke #82 Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:06 pm | |
| Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! | |
| |
|
| | |
| | For The Peace Bear contest -You Must post in this thread only!! | |
|
